Some Funny Abbreviation's


The latest abbreviated forms:-

1)PE - Plunge Endless

2)EBITDA- Exit Before It Tumbles Down Again

3)QIB - Quixotic Indian Blunder

4)HNI - Has No Idea

5)FII - Furious Impoverished Investors

6)PMS - Premeditated Scam

7)SIP - Suicide by Investing Patiently

8)Fund Manager - Last year’s ace stock picker now locked up in an asylum

9)Investor - Someone who is broke

10)Broker - Worse off than an investor

11)Correction - The next day after you bought shares

12)Momentum buying - The fine art of buying high and selling low

13)Value buying - The art of buying low and selling even lower

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For the first time in my life i am doing something that i am good at, in public. This blog is purely a cut-copy-paste work baring a few personal views. Their is a glut of sites, blogs, pages and views about investment & savings. Still understanding and finding the right instrument is difficult. This is an endeavor to simplify the complicated financial jargons and products to make it understood by laymen.

As the URL name suggests, it’s for laymen by a layman of finance. This blog is strictly meant for me, my family and my friends and their few friends. The blog is not meant for experts & gurus of finance.

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